Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, loser of the Democratic Primary and numerous beauty pageants, believes the adoption is exactly what the American people need. "We now have a baby brother, my fellow Americans," Hillary unattractively croaked during a recent CNN interview, "and with that, the opportunity to share our patriotism and shape his inconsequential future."
But despite what congressmen say is the solution to all of America's care-taking defects, the adoption has been widely criticized by the media. Steven Colbert gibed on an episode of his hit Comedy Central show The Colbert Report that the US could now "pick up twice the chicks with half the diplomacy."
The US pinky-swears to care for the inadequate nation to the point of military dominance.
